Quality Dental Care for All Generations

Fun Stuff

Here are a few little fun items we think you may enjoy.

 

Can you guess who's behind these celebrity smiles? (answers below)

 

Dentist Sketch

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How to Negotiate with Your Dentist

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You're Killin' Me!

1) Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist? To improve his bite.

2) What does a vampire fear the most? Tooth decay.

3) Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.

4) What do you call a fat jack-o-lantern? A Plumpkin.

5) What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A hoblin' goblin.

6) What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.

7) What's the problem with twin witches? You never know which witch is which.

8) What's a monster's favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.

9) Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party? Because everyone was a goblin!

10) What's a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist

11) How are vampires like false teeth? They both come out at night.

12) What do Italians eat on Halloween? Fettuccini afraid-o.

13) What;s it like to be kissed by a vampire? It's a pain in the neck.

14) What do you give to a pumpkin trying to quit smoking? A pumpkin patch.

15) Why do mummies have so much trouble keeping friends? They're too wrapped up in themselves.

16) Why don't angry witches ride their brooms? They're afraid of flying off the handle.

 

Word Puzzler

This is no trick:  It is a very good puzzle...figure it out before you peek.  See if you can figure out what these words have in common:

Assess
Dresser
Potato
Uneven
Banana
Grammar
Revive
Voodoo

Give it another try...you'll kick yourself when you discover the answer.  Go back and look at them again; think hard.  Okay, okay, the answer is at the bottom of the page!!!

 How Punny!

1) If you've been to the dentist several times, you know the drill.

2) Contemplating imminent root canal procedures is deeply unnerving.

3) Be kind to your dentist because she has fillings too

4) My cavity wasn't fixed by my regular dentist, but by a guy who was filling in.

5) A dentist and manicurist fought tooth and nail.

6) The dentist put braces on his patient as a stopgap measure.

7) Dentists have their own "flossify" on how to keep teeth clean.

8) I got my job at the dentist's office by word of mouth.

9) They called him the king of the dentists because he specialized in crowns.

10) The dentist's alibi was full of holes, so the police performed a cavity search.

11) Dentists get on everybody's nerves.

12) A lawyer asked his dentist to give him a retainer.

13) Ten years without brushing causes horrible tooth decade.

14) Going to the dentist can be very full filling.

15) Dentists don't like a hard day at the orifice.

16) My dentist seems distracted; I think he was brushing me off.

17) There was a dentist who was convicted of incisor trading.

18) What is the dentist's favorite shopping center? The Gap.

19) Dentists have the same old grind day after day.

20) Is an uninfected tooth in a pre-carious state?

21) A dentist named Phil McCavity always quit work at tooth-hurtie.

22) A dentist with a toothache could have a bad impact on her patients.

23) I went to the dentist without lunch, and he gave me a plate.

24) It's a dentist's duty to tell patients the whole tooth.

 

 

Joke of the Day

A man and his wife entered a dentist’s office. The wife said, “I want a tooth pulled.   I don’t want gas or Novocaine because I’m in a terrible hurry.  Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.”
“You’re a brave woman,” said the dentist.  “Now, show me which tooth it is.”
The wife turns to her husband and says:  “Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear.”
 

 

Math Trick

Here is a math trick so unbelievable that it will stump you.  Grab a calculator...you won't be able to do this one in your head!
1. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area code)
2.  Multiply by 80
3.  Add 1
4. Multiply by 250
5. Add to this the last 4 digits of your phone number.
6. Add to this the last 4 digits of your phone number again.
7. Subtract 250
8. Divide number by 2
Do you recognize the answer???

 

Tons of Puns

So, are you in a punny mood?

A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.  Then it hit me.
Police were called to a daycare where a 3-year old was resisting a rest.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?  He's all right now.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
The thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement.  He became a hardened criminal.
Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.
The math professor went crazy with the blackboard.  He did a number on it.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
If you don't  pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
With he rmarriage she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
When a clock is huungry it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
A lot of money is tainted: "Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

Word Puzzler Answer

In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word.

Answers to Celebrity Smiles:

1) Barack Obama (upper left)

2) Rhianna (upper right)

3) Miley Cyrus (lower left)

4) Taylor Swift (lower right)