Fun Stuff
Here are a few little fun items we think you may enjoy.
Dentist Sketch
How to Negotiate with Your Dentist
Word Puzzler
This is no trick: It is a very good puzzle...figure it out before you peek. See if you can figure out what these words have in common:
Assess
Dresser
Potato
Uneven
Banana
Grammar
Revive
Voodoo
Give it another try...you'll kick yourself when you discover the answer. Go back and look at them again; think hard. Okay, okay, the answer is at the bottom of the page!!!
Joke of the Day
A man and his wife entered a dentist’s office. The wife said, “I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocaine because I’m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.”
“You’re a brave woman,” said the dentist. “Now, show me which tooth it is.”
The wife turns to her husband and says: “Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear.”
Math Trick
Here is a math trick so unbelievable that it will stump you. Grab a calculator...you won't be able to do this one in your head!
1. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area code)
2. Multiply by 80
3. Add 1
4. Multiply by 250
5. Add to this the last 4 digits of your phone number.
6. Add to this the last 4 digits of your phone number again.
7. Subtract 250
8. Divide number by 2
Do you recognize the answer???
Tons of Puns
So, are you in a punny mood?
A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Police were called to a daycare where a 3-year old was resisting a rest.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
The thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.
The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
With he rmarriage she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
When a clock is huungry it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
A lot of money is tainted: "Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
Word Puzzler Answer
In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word.
